Old Testament Football Players and Ex-Roommates

I think it was Pat Haden, NBC analysist for the Notre Dame vs. MSU debacle, who said,
"If Job were a running back he'd be Darius Walker. He just waits and waits and waits, and then he spurts,"
in reference to the ND tailback. 'Waits and waits and waits,' must be an allusion to Job's much publicized patience. The spurt, I assume, must refer to his leperosy.

On another note, I saw my freshman roommate wearing a Tulane shirt (he was from New Orleans) during Fr. Jenkins' Hurricane Katrina Fund PSA. I'll be blaming his appearance on national tv for the subsequent loss.